It's the most exciting time of year to be a snooker fan (and most rewarding for those old snooker pros now earning a living talking about the game).
The World Championships are about to get underway in Sheffield - two weeks of agonising commentary from JV, Dennis, and Willie. Oh and there's some actual snooker being played amid Dennis's ramblings about Patsy Fagan, Thorburn flying over to the UK first class, and something weird about Ray Reardon's pocket knife.
Here, I take a look at some of the oddities that makes it the highlight of my year.
The Crucible Curse: it will be mentioned about 1,000 times by Dennis and co and at every interview with Mark Selby. No-one who wins the title for the first time goes on to defend it, that's the rule, that's just the way it goes, sorry...
Poor chap doesn't stand a chance. Imagine this scenario:
Interviewer: Do you fancy your chances?
Selby: Definitely. I'm playing very well, confident, the number one player in the world and feel great.
Interviewer: Yeah, but you won't will you? You know, what with the curse and everything.
Selby: Well, that's just a...
Interviewer: You do believe in the curse, don't you?
Selby: I..i.i..i..i
That's it, he's gone. First round looooooser.
These pair of shoes will, I'm sure, grace our screens for as long as Trump is in the competition.
I presume those spiky shoes are very comfortable and expensive but please BBC, let's concentrate on the snooker.
As an alternative though, maybe the players'
haircuts will be the main talking point in between the action.
I'm hoping Ronnie gets the clippers out and repeats the skinhead look from a few years ago...
Or maybe Neil Robertson will get the curlers out again...
I'm hoping the Crucible crowd will get in on the action as well...
And please, please, please let weirdy beardy man turn up again...
But it wouldn't be snooker without professionals pulling stupid faces, picking their nose just as the producer goes in for a close-up, and gurning uncontrollably.
The runaway champion in this category is, surely, Ronnie 'I pick every bit of my face' O'Sullivan.
Oh, scrap that, I forgot about Fergal O'Brien...
Anyway, there are usually a few shocks at the Crucible and I believe this year some of the top seeds will fall in the first round.
Here are my predictions:
Mark Selby v Kurt Maflin:
Selby to win 10-4
Stephen Maguire v Anthony McGill:
McGill to win 10-9
Joe Perry v Zhang Anda:
Perry to win 10-6
Shaun Murphy v Robin Hull:
Murphy to win 10-5
Barry Hawkins v Matt Selt:
Hawkins to win 10-8
Mark Allen v Ryan Day:
Day to win 10-7
Ali Carter v Alan McManus:
McManus to win 10-9
Neil Roberston v Jamie Jones:
Robertson to win 10-4
Ding Junhui v Mark Davis:
Davis to win 10-8
John Higgins v Rob Milkins:
Milkins to win 10-7
Marco Fu v Jimmy Robertson:
Fu to win 10-6
Judd Trump v Stuart Carrington:
Trump to win 10-3
Ricky Walden v Graeme Dott:
Dott to win 10-9
Stuart Bingham v Robbie Williams:
Bingham to win 10-4
Mark Williams v Matthew Stevens:
Williams to win 10-8
Ronnie O'Sullivan v Craig Steadman:
O'Sullivan to win 10-2